suspend:

LIKING SOMEONE IS SO STRESSFUL

(via i-m-d-e-p-r-e-s-s-e-d)

british: american people are so annoying
chinese: american people are so annoying
mexicans: american people are so annoying
french: american people are so annoying
americans: we are so annoying
canadians: I fucking love maple syrup
australians: we can do your accent but none of you assholes can do ours AHAHAHAHA

scntrx:

Being polite is so rare these days that its often confused with flirting.

(via scntrx)

How to have sex
Boy: can I put my finger in your belly button?
Girl: yeh sure
Girl: that's not my belly button
Boy: that's not my finger
Make Me Regret This @-@